Only Poetry Stops Rape

Ah, week of no updates. I have been standing on the side of the road offering to clean people's windshields for pocket change, and internet access has been patchy.

When I have been near a computer, I have been busy crying with laughter over this thing. They're all classic, but the first one sets the tone pretty well in terms of hilarity and discomfort. George Carlin's response to people who claim that rape has no comedic potential is "picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd". I think Carlin would approve of Amber's evil, all-caps father: "THAT IS A TERRIBLE POEM. YOU ARE THE WORST POET EVER."