Thursday, April 07, 2005

I've Seen A Lot Of Spinals

Today's headline of splendor: Ms. Wheelchair Stands, Loses Title.

Needless to say, this raises many interesting questions about representation of disabled people in society and so on. Equally needless to say, I disregard all such questions and instead am trying very hard not to picture John Goodman hauling Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin out of her conveyance while yelling "This [guy] fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life."