"I Have Toys, But They're Mostly Cat Toys"

The Craigslist "Best Of" section has been thrust into inactivity for the last month or so, seemingly by this: perhaps the greatest personal ad of all time.

It's from the Bosoton branch of Craigslist. Ha, if you have a moment to spare from your rampant clowan-flinging, you should swing by with a couple of rottweilers and rescue this poor lady from the tyranny of Winky.