Hes Doen It Agian!

Why, when I should really be doing more constructive things, do I waste so much time reading blogs? There's an excellent reason. Suppose I were to comport myself as a member of the academy should, producing research and smoking my pipe throughout the working day, and turning my attention to internet frippery in the evening? Well, then I wouldn't have seen this until it was already dark outside - it gets dark at around three PM here - and I would have been scared to leave the building lest the fifty-foot clown get me.

Even as it stands, I have turned on all the lights and am trembling slightly.