Australians, Australian Decried By Same

I really don't understand what's going on here at all, but who cares? Fight! Fight!

This is how I deal with moments of brain death in the afternoon: randomly click around until I find a decent scuffle, then watch it unfold in slack-jawed wonderment. This one is also pretty mind-boggling, although some responsible moderator has been through and excised a lot of the most horrifying bits.