I Smell Bacon

But why stop there, he said, in the tried and true voice of a newspaper columnist determined to beat the premise to death by drawing it out to ridiculous extremes?

James Lileks is concerned about the University of Minnesota's attempts to create an army of mutant pig-men. And Bill Simmons recounts his attempts to beat Shaquille O'Neal in a game of P-I-G (like H-O-R-S-E, only shorter).

Edge: Lileks. Why? Because of the phrase "flatulence-propelled winged jet dog" which, having taken up residence in the old frontal lobe, shows no sign of going away anytime soon.