American Spectator Now Officially Just Publishing Any Old Shit

Greatest opening sentence ever, here. You'd think it would be difficult to top this:

News was abuzz, as news ought to be, about how Pope Benedict, a.k.a. Cardinal Ratzinger, speciously abetted derisory comments toward one Potter, comma, Harry as a threat to Christianity as we know it.

but the author manages with aplomb.

While wasting time reading op-eds from around the world, I always make an effort to alternate between demented right-wingers and demented left-wingers. Then I go and sit in the corner and weep.