Addicted To Love!

So, this just made my afternoon.

Alas, if you're actually paying attention to what you're reading, you probably won't experience the thrill of discovery that I did - the headline kind of gives the twist away. I thought I was skimming some piece of nonsense about how smoking in movies is a terrible social ill, innocently grumbling to myself, and then suddenly... well, I snarfed my coffee somewhere around the line

That's performing a good public service. But let's take this humanitarian impulse one step further. We would suggest that ABC News take on another dangerous practice — homosexuality.

Now, that's the kind of segue you just don't see very often anymore! It's even better if you imagine it delivered a la Will Ferrell in Anchorman.

The practice shows the dangerous and addictive nature of the homosexual lifestyle. As if it wasn't bad enough that the homosexual men are HIV-positive, they simply cannot stop having sex with other men. So they are still having sex, this time with other HIV-positive men... It appears that the homosexual lifestyle is as addictive as smoking.

I am reasonably certain that this wasn't intended as a joke.